Would You Rather - Octobeard Edition

It's time for another round of Would You Rather? If you're new around these parts and are wondering how this got started head on over to my first Would You Rather post.

What would you rather be arrested for: indecent exposure or selling drugs? - Indecent exposure. Oops I flashed my boobs or maybe I got caught in the back seat of a car with my beaux having some fun. Ha! I'm thinking that's a smack on the hand compared to selling drugs. Also, I don't want to contribute to anyone's drug habit. No thank you. Hopefully when I'm arrested I've got all my clothes on.

Would you rather be: immortal or omnipotent? - Oh gosh, being able to live forever or able to do anything? That's kinda tough, but I'd have to go with omnipotent. I'm not sure I'd want to see where the world is going at this point. There's a lot of violence and madness going on and I'm not sure I want to be around to see it. Plus, what if I'm a bum. That would be no fun. And if I'm omnipotent I can DO anything. That means I can live longer if I WANT to. And if I decide I have had enough of this life I can pass on my power to someone else. That's a lot on one person's shoulders, but I can dig it.

You get caught shoplifting at a grocery store during peak business hours. Which reprimand would you prefer: your name and crime announced over the intercom or a night in jail? - Go ahead and embarrass the shit out of me real quick like and then let me be on my way. I can find another place to shop. If it's busy enough, most folks might not even notice what's going on and if they do, it'll be old news by the time they get home.

Which term of endearment would you rather be called: honeybucket or poodle? - Call me Ishmael. Go ahead and call me honeybucket. I like weird nicknames like that. Poodle is a dog. I don't want to be called a dog.

Who would you rather get a lap dance from: Joseph Gordon-Levitt or Shia Labeouf? - JGL!!! He's already got the practice in from his Magic Mike skit on SNL. I'm not sure what it is about him that I like. But yeah...come dance for me honeybucket.

Come play along with me if you like. Answers the questions in the comment section below or on your own blog and then link back here. I hope you enjoyed another edition of Would You Rather?

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Would You Rather - September Edition

I played a game of Would You Rather when I guest posted for Rachel on la la lists and then thought I might make it into a semi-regular feature on my own blog. You guys might even be able to convince me to make it into a link up.

The questions are from a game called What the F*ck? It's a drinking game that was introduced to me at a friend's house probably 5 years ago. I edited the questions a bit so they work for this format. I think you would probably Google Would You Rather and come up with a bunch of questions as well. Anywho, here we go:

Would you rather be a superhero with powers that only work when you are naked or the world's most talented painter (but can only paint when dogs are barking)?
The world's most talented painter. I have a neighbor who's dog barks ALL THE TIME. I'd be a busy bee and probably not living where I currently live. I guess that means I'd have to get new dogs to bark. I bet I could record dogs barking and live just about anywhere and then just play the clips of the dogs barking. Yeah. That works. I mean...being naked is cool, but not so much in front all sorts of people and I don't think some people would want me saving their lives naked. It could get uncomfortable.

Would you rather eat a maggot or three flies?
I've already eaten a fried meal worm, so I don't see the difference between that and a maggot. Plus one is a lot less than three. The meal worm kind of had a nutty flavor to it and it was crunchy. It was part of an entomology class I took in college. Our professor brought a chicken to class and a bunch of other interesting bugs. That was a great class.

Would you rather be sick with food poisoning or catch head lice?
Food poisoning. It only lasts for like a day. I might end up with a date with the porcelain gods but that's okay. When you catch head lice, people end up thinking you're dirty and then you have to wash all your sheets and clothes and what not. That's a lot of extra work. Food poisoning, hey you accidentally ate some bad food. I'd end up sleeping all day.

A relative leaves you $3 million in her will, but stipulates that you must give it all away. Who do you give more to: friends and family or charity?
I'd make a deal with my friends and family that if I give the majority of the money to them that they either have to give a portion of the money back or they set up an account for me to live off of otherwise, I'll just give it ALL to charity. The will never said I couldn't get the money back. Why can't will all benefit?

Would you rather find a magic wand that could transform any inanimate object or a list of ingredients for the cure to the common cold?
THE MAGIC WAND!!! Why would anyone pick the cure for the common cold when you could make the cure with magic? AND you could pretend you were Harry Potter. You could turn those extra buttons you get on your shirt into the cure for the common cold. I mean, no one ever uses those things anyway. They just sit around collecting dust. Why not make them useful?

Come play along with me if you like. Answers the questions in the comment section below or on your own blog and then link back here. pleaseandthankyou

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