This is a free butt country.

• Some days I feel uncomfortable in my own skin.
• A croissant or muffin would be REALLY good right now.
  
• I have no desire to go out into the cold today.
  
• I love days off in the middle of the week.
  
• Especially when it's sunny and beautiful out.
  
• The JJ's delivery driver was just as cute as he sounded on the phone.
• I wanted to hit on him when he came to the door.
  
• I should've taken the chance and did it.
  
• Next time.
  
• The bras I ordered from work came today.
  
• They have air pockets...Do I look like I need air pockets???
  
• I'm sure I'll find something creative and entertaining to do with them.
  
• Maybe they'll go into an art piece.
  
• *laughs*
  
• "...got money in the bank...shawty what you drank..."
  
• Did that really just come out my mouth?
  
• Madness.
  
• "This is a free butt country." -Oprah
  
• Dinner was sooooo good tonight.
  
• I stuck to my shopping list today. Woo hoo.
  
• Not a good idea to scratch your scalp the day you plan on coloring your hair.
  
• The raven haired beauty is back.
  
• Now it's time to make some break and bake cookies.
  
• I baked too many and now I'm getting sleepy.
  
• Ellen D is hi-fucking-larious..."Step 1. Jab a whole in the box, Step 2. Stick the straw in the box, Step 3. Suck on the straw...Aqua 2Go"
  
• Spoofing Dick in a Box of course.
  
• Mary was talking to a customer about my breasties at work today.
  
• The girls are talked about regularly.
  
• Sometimes at work when I'm greeting, some of the heavier women have this expression of "Why do you work here?" on their face.
  
• Because lady...I got front and back.
  
• My days are so uneventful.
  
• I need a challenge.
  
• Almost burned the cookies AGAIN!
  
• Still good. Especially with milk.
  
• Please stop with all the reality TV already.
  
• Okay, no more fighting the sleep that wants to take over my body.