*deep breathes*

This is about a week late...but it's a list none the less. My vacation...

That was some interesting news to hear on the way to the airport.

Couples kissing in the airport = GROSS, get an effin' room already.

Anything other than an aisle seat is no good for me.

*deep breathes*

My bae got herself locked in the bathroom. My aunt had to yell instructions through the door to help get her out. If anyone wasn't up already, they were up now. I had to really hold back the giggles. Of course later when I went to shower I locked myself in there.

My family doesn't tell me anything. Seriously. Uncle No. 4 got married AND just had a baby well his wife had a baby. My cousin now has TWO kids. I didn't even know she had one. I'm so out of the loop.

That's what I get for living in Indiana.

Uncle No. 4 tells me I'm not Asian. Okay then, what am I then???

When I'm sitting in the kitchen near the island I keep thinking I'm smelling weed. (I just discovered the grapefruit on the island smell like weed at first sniff, yes, I keep sniffing them.)

Oh how I missed my It's It ice cream thingamabobbers. $80+ to ship a case to Indiana. It might be almost worth it.

I'm gonna be eatin' good this week.

I can't believe it's been 22 years since I've seen some of my family. WOW.

Estee's kids are gorgeous. We got them good genes.

What do you call the woman who has been with your uncle for 20 years even though they've never gotten married? Aunt? Just her first name? Formalities...blech.

I *heart* my aunt Elaine. Why has it been so long since we've seen each other?

The similarities in personalities between me and my cousins is uncanny. Yes, we are related.

Now we have an excuse as to why we are they way we are. It's genetics.

I broke the baby.

Mar-jer-een = Margerine

I can't belive my dad actually has a tattoo. Wow. And damn his heart surgery scars look ugly. Gross.

Why is the girl my dad is thinking about dating younger than me??? She's cute...but damn dad can you find some a little older. Whatever...you do you. I ain't callin' her mom.

My family is a lovely blend of relgious beliefs. Jewish, Catholic, Episcopalian, Buddist.

I think I like TheNewBoy, but I need to get to know him better. I'm scared to like him.

There are 20+ people habitating this house right now.

Eryn tooted while we were playing with the Mr. Potato Heads...then she burped and giggled. She's five. It was hi-freakin-larious.

It's been real nice to be around all my family. Different.

Milk and I have not been getting along lately. Why milk must you treat me this way?

I helped Tsivi walk down the stairs several times today. It wasn't too bad. I might be able to handle having a couple of rugrats.

I still can't believe that she's never put Youssi to bed herself. Must be nice to have live in help like that.

I'm looking for "Some Kind fo Wonderful."

How come my parents never told me the Pink Poodle place I saw on the high way was NOT a dog groomer?

I can't believe little Anna has a boyfriend. I remember when she was a shy little girl. She's getting to be so grown up.

Man I'm gettin' old.

I hope Denise stops through. (She didn't.)

Why is Youssi sittin' out in the car and no one else is around???

I come from a family of cold unaffectionate people. Whatchu know about that one armed hug with a pat on the back???

Everyone stopped and turned around to look at us when we all walked into the country club. They even seated us in our own room.

You do NOT put three indecisive people in the car to head out on their own together.

Why does my dad have this girl's phone number that I went to high school with? WTF? Pimpin?

"No baths, no Tsivi baths." *waves hands away* Later..."You ready for your bath?" "YES!" She's so adorable.

My bae was crying and I had no feelings about it what so ever. It was weird.

Why was my dad telling my bae that his kids didn't seem like they were going to give him any grandkids? Was that a hint? I think it was.

I love the smell of garlic when we drove through Gilroy and the smell of Eucalyptus when driving along the highway.

We did a survey and noticed that all the old men in the house tie their shoes on the side because that's the only way they can reach them.

*laughs*

"Lil' Caesars" "Pizza, Pizza"

I really need for people to throw the empty boxes of It's It away and not leave them in the freezer. That's just not nice to mislead us that way.

How come the dude sitting across the aisle from me kept picking his nose and eating it??? GROSS!!! He was a grown man.

How come no one wanted to cook any Filipino food until the day I left? That's some bull***t.

How come we had to hit "air pockets" when I decide to get up and go to the bathroom? Come on now...let me get back to my seat first.

I quite enjoyed all the no smokingness of Cali.

I was the passenger holding up my connecting flight. Oops. Not my fault...they had me sittin' in the last seat and we left late.

I'm glad to be back, but I think it's weird not being around a lot of people now.