You can believe that if you want to.

Smirking Abercrombie Frat Boy to Guy In a Kilt: Nice skirt faggot.
Guy In a Kilt after looking at who he's with and who the frat boy is with: I'm going home after my meal with THREE WOMEN. YOU are going home from your meal with FOUR GUYS, two of whom have more cologne on and more product in their hair than my dates here. And I'M the fag. Whatever you say sweetheart.

*laughs*

I can't tell if this woman is talking to herself or has a bluetooth headset on. She's motioning wildly, she's talking although I don't hear much sound. The bus has for some interesting people. [Yeah, she was talking to herself.]

I admit I talk to myself, but it's more so in my head.

"Summer breeze, makes me feel fine...Blowing through the jasmine in my mind..."

That couple looked so happy. I wish I could've captured the looks on their faces. I can still see it in my mind.

I can't remember what happy feels like.

NY&Co. is the debbil. I can fit back into their pants and they just love to send me three of each coupon. And when I say fit I mean they look good, not fit I look like a sausage and got camel toe. Those girls know who they are. You are not that small, stop shopping there.

I was sort of offered a management position. Do I need a new job, Yes. Do I want to work in retail, No. Oy, what do I do???

Softball for the blind...I'm diggin' that. Just because they can't see doesn't mean they should be excluded from sports and what not.

"sky rockets in flight...afternoon delight...afternoon delight"

Lady, that bra is TOO big for you. TOO BIG!!! I tried to help her, really I did. And yes I am that size. I just got a good bra on.

Two hour nap in the middle of the day = SWEET!!!

At least I was able to mark one thing off on my list today. By tomorrow I might be able to mark off another two or so.

Makes me feel kind of warm and fuzzy inside.

You can believe that if you want to.

AB's back. YAY!!!

I was white tonight and went out with a jacket. As soon as I stepped out the door I knew I should've went back to get one. It would've helped since we sat outside.

I ain't been to Coaches since it was cold and snowish. It was splendiforous to be there tonight. But that Red Stripe gave me gas.

"I put on the condom and thought, 'This feels nice.'"

For the love of all that is good I can't remember that guy's name and I ask Mary what his name is every time I see him. I'll have to ask her again on Friday. Not that it matters. It's not like he knows mine.

Rocco's a model??? I gotta see this.

Make it rain seemed to be the theme of the evening.

Coaches tonight, D'Vine Thursday, Hangover Session and FrontPage on Saturday. I think that might be go out overload. That's cool though. I can go back and be a hermit again.

I really need to wash my hair. In the morning...it is done.