Fancy Hamster

Tuesday (of last week):

I think my paycheck is still fucked up. Not cool dude, not cool.

I be'd an adult today and did NOT buy those dunks that I really want. I gotta get on it so I can gets them next go around. Anyone wanna be my sugar daddy?

It's nice to be able to grow out my nails again. All nice and long. Good for scratching. Not so good for typing speedily.

I need this t-shirt:

Who wants to buy it for me? Pretty please?

"I'll eat a Ding Dong." - Me, really wanting a cupcake, but Ding Dongs were the only option.

Of course our perverted selves giggled hysterically at that one.

Smoochies? Um no my dear I said okie dokie. See that's what you get for calling at 5-something your time. I don't mumble, I'm just sleep.

OMG...my coworker doesn't know how to STFU. It's okay to be working with someone and not have to be talking every single minute. Silence is GOLDEN!

If you haven't heard...I'm pretty much awesome!!! A portion of a photo I took made the cover of the Nuvo (the whole photo is on the inside. Woo hoo!!!

It's so weird to not have my ring on. I feels naked.

Bum: Can I get some alcohol...some love...between your legs.

Me: *shakes head in disbelief* did he really just???

*points to chest* Milk, milk.

*points to crotch* Lemonade.

*points to booty* Around the corner...fudge is made.

...change...change...change...change...change...change...

...relax...relax...relax...relax...relax...relax...

...let go...let go...let go...let go...let go...let go...

It's going to be okay. It's okay to let go and let people in.

It was nice to get all fancy hamster for once, too bad the venue sucked donkey balls. Cash bar, expensive drinks, it smelled like fish and chicken (which they were serving). Oy.

Happy 30th Birthday J-Me!!!

Rocco and I have come to agreement. When he becomes a celebrity, we'll get married and then after 6 months we'll get divorced due to HIS extramarital affairs. Sure works for me.

My phone is being weird again. I deleted a sent text message weeks ago and every time I send a new text message it reverts back to this old deleted message. Weird...weird...weird.

Sometimes I just wanna hug OldManFirefighter.

Really dude, you wanna just walk by and barely say hi and NOT give me a hug. Okay dude. I got you.

My goodness...please put some clothes on.

Thirty minutes waiting for someone to serve me = I'm not coming back. Ya'lls won't last long, just like the last place didn't last that long. Fuckers...I just wanted something to eat.

Some time this week:

Working on a Sunday sucks!!!

Dude...holding me close, whispering in my ear, rubbing on my leg and booty AND THEN sending me back to my friend. Not cool.

Nice to know even when I'm a hot sweaty mess in my work clothes that this man is still impressed with me. I feel beautiful and wonderful.

"Dick is addictive." <---at least good dick is.

I think I pass the test. Do you?

"...kill yourself, resuscitate yourself, and kill yourself again..." *rolls on floor laughing*

It bugs the shit out of me that KOOL keeps sending me junk mail, I don't know how I got on their mailing list, especially since I don't smoke. BUT, the Xeos speakers they sent me are pretty effin' cool.

"...Sex became a coping mechanism. I found myself only engaging in sex because I was lonely. I hated being alone some nights. It was easy for me to pick up the phone and call someone. Usually, I didn't want to be doing it and just went through the motions. Sex only proved to me that I was liked and that men found me attractive. It was my value system; sex made me feel worthy..." -Terrance Dean Hiding in Hip Hop

I hate to say that I kind of relate to some of what he's saying; my current theory being that everyone wants to fuck the Asian chick, but no one wants to date her. It sucks. It needs to change.

Okay, not have a car or access to a car officially SUCKS!!!

I love noodles and cheese. Mmm...mmm...mmm...bitches.

"Lighten up and don't let the weight of the world get you down." <--- yes indeed.