Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Me , Myself & I part 2

Joining up with the Me, Myself & I link up PAR-TAY again this month! 

beardy goodness circa february 2011
  1. What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail? - Go on one of those crazy game shows like Wipe Out or Oh Sit where I have to do a crazy obstacle and then I get to win money. I don't really care about the being on tv part though. I think it'd be fun. That or play the lottery. Then I would quit my job and pursue blogging and crafting full time. And if you're wondering why I didn't just choose to quit my job and pursue blogging and crafting full time it's because I think failure in things like that are a good learning experiences. It helps you grow.
  2. If you had only six months left to live, what would you do with the time? - I guess it depends on what my funds are looking like and how mobile I am. If I'm bed ridden then I want to spend as much time as I can with family and friends. If I have money to travel and am well enough then I want to travel the world and experience things I've never done before, dragging along friends and family so they can experience those things too.
  3. If a front page news article was written on you, what would the headline be? - Mild Mannered Girl Stabs Stranger with Crochet Hook.
  4. What is your biggest pet peeve? - That's a tough one, a lot of things bug the shit out of me, it's hard to pinpoint the one that bugs me the most. Here are a few: noisy neighbors (especially late at night), when people don't know how to use your, you're, there, they're, their, two, too and to, when someone is late and I'm stuck waiting. Okay, while typing that out I realized what bugs me the most, men who do not know how to approach a woman properly. I HATE, HATE, HATE when a man comes up and grunts, mmm...you sexy. Can I take you to dinner? WTF?!? What kind of approach is that? If a man grunts, stares at me or uses the word sexy, I shut down immediately and go into defense mode. To me the word sexy should only be used between people who have intimate with each other or know each other well. It's not a word to be thrown around and used on just any one.
  5. What is your favorite chick flick movie? - I watch chick flick type movies, but I don't have a favorite, unless you count Memoirs of a Geisha. That's not really a chick flick though.
 

13 comments:

Emmy Barnes said...

LOL stabbing someone with a crochet hook... I like your humor!! Found you via the link up!

Rima said...

MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA!!! One of my favorite Novels of All Time. Beautiful Written. Movie was gorgeous too :)

Jenna@The Life of the Wife said...

Haha oh man..this is why I love you. Seriously you crack me up!! LOVE that we have pretty much the same sense of humor..except you are WAY funnier than me! :)

Eve Myers said...

I love that crochet hook one! That would probably be me!

Evani Gatsby said...

Lol that picture is priceless. Why that isn't your social media profile picture, I don't KNOW! I kinda agree with the whole sexy thing, it's just not a proper word to use with strangers. Great headline choice. Gah, you are so funny, teach me your ways.

Evani

Ag.perdew said...

Love the stabbing with the crochet hook and your photo..so smile worthy. Following your GFC via Me, Myself and I link up. www.onecreativeprocrastinatinggal.blogspot.com

Breanna said...

haha your newspaper article title is great :) LOVED IT! Newest follower :)

Happy Tuesday!
xo breanna

Nancy said...

Newest follower, brought here by the link-up :)
Love your post.
I HATE when people can't use your/you're or their/there/they're or its/it's etc. right. It's really not that hard to learn.
Your answer to number 1 was perfect!! Why didn't I think of something like that?

Traci said...

I couldn't agree more on innapropriate male advances! I used to be a bartender and I don't know how many times I had to hear the terrible pick up lines or watch the other woman deal with it. Ugh!

Traci said...

I couldn't agree more on innapropriate male advances! I used to be a bartender and I don't know how many times I had to hear the terrible pick up lines or watch the other woman deal with it. Ugh!

Alicia Lomas said...

You are hilarious! Glad I stumbled upon you on the link up.

Alicia @ http://www.quirktasticadventures.blogspot.com/

Yesi said...

Just cam across your blog through the Me, Myself, & I Link up! You have a new follower! Super funny!!!!

Tamara Lynn said...

Super funny! So down to earth :)