You have to fall in love with yourself.

• I lay in bed A LOT.
• Free burritos = Warm, yummy goodness.
• I have a scratch on my forehead and no idea how it got there.
• My dad kinda made up for the text message incident.
• I baked the cookies too long, but they were still good.
• My back is STILL sore.
• This week is going to be crazy at work.
• Christmas is the same day EVERY year...how come ya'lls still wait for the last minute to buy shit.
• I don't believe in myself very much. No matter how much someone tells me how creative, talented, smart, etc. I am, I still have a hard time believing it.
• Soon they're going to get tired of telling me.
• "I'm someone who is looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love." Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw
• Well said.
• My elbows feel like brillo pads. Me no likey the harsh winter weather.
• I say that as the sun beams warmly on my back through the window.
• I created today...something I haven't done in a looong time.
• And I baked a cake...from a box.
• "You have to fall in love with yourself." Dr. Phil
• Did I mention that I'm really tired of this stupid cough and am ready for it to go away.
  
• Go away cough, go the fuck away.
• The cake I baked...eh...not as good as I was hoping it'd be.
• I love Glad Press n' Seal.
• My neighbor wants me to be evicted...because SHE'S the one who's noisy.
• I am not looking forward to going to work today.
• I guess I should start getting dressed. This is always such a daunting task.
• The sweater vest is IN for men this year? And the cardigan? Okay Mr. Rogers.
• A co worker while frustrated with her computer taking a long time: Do you have the salt shaker on your screen? Overheard by The other half of the conversation.
• Why did my neighbor drag her vacuum down the stairs to vacuum the foyer...focusing particularly in front of my door.
• I have no idea why...but I want a Chia Pet. Ch-ch-ch-chia.
• Don't judge me and my issues.
• Being nice at work isn't always a good thing.
  
• We almost called security on his crazy ass.
• I was a little worried about leaving work because of him.
• I love pj's fresh out the dryer. They are oh so warm and make me wanna go straight to sleep.
• So many ideas, not enough time...or space.
• HI-fucking-larious.
• I need a hug...a super-D-duper big hug.