Mocha Bear.

Fresh flowers would be perfect right now.

Why have several of my friends wished me a Happy Mother's Day? I'm not a mother...unless they know something I don't know.

I quite enjoy when TheNarcissist stops through to say hello when I'm at work.

I stopped being an ass today and gave my phone number to someone. He seems nice.

I don't like people today.

I so DON'T like Boss Lady No. 2 today. I should've known she was gonna leave me hangin'

and not come in today.

The nicest thing someone can do for me right now is wash my dishes and take out the trash.

Okay, I'd appreciate it if someone paid a couple of bills too.

I really only ate one meal today. I need to learn to eat better.

My toes look so pretty. I love pedis, but my feet are too ticklish for their own good.

The job I want will be mine.
The job I want will be mine.
The job I want will be mine.

I gotta put that out there so the universe can send it my way.

To Al while perusing the shoe department at Target: I'm mad they only have rubbers online and not in the store. I mean rain boots when I say rubbers not...*pauses to think of another term because the word condoms doesn't seem to want to come out of my mouth*...*louder than previous sentence*...genital covers.

*laughs hysterically*

I swear I don't mean to say things in such a way...that's just how the words come out of my mouth.

AAARRGH!!! Stupid break out. I've never had my skin break out like this before.

I barely did any of the ish I wanted to get done today. Figures.

Tonight was a whirlwind night. Bad rap music, enough to make my ears bleed, at Locals

Only. Thankfully my ears were saved by time well spent with my favorite DJ's at D'Vine.

It appeared to be a sausage fest up in there, but I'm not complaining, there was some eye

candy. Although a martini on an empty stomache is not always the smartest thing for me.

Then to end the evening...a strip club, Club Rio actually. It's a shame when a "customer"

has more titties then ALL the strippers put together. It was nice to get out for the

evening and be around people.

Two days off was so nice that I so didn't want to get up and go to work this morning. Of

course staying out late didn't help with the wanting to get up.

Mocha Bear.

*laughs*

Oh sweet nap, how do I love thee.

Pet Peeve = "Lemme call you back in a minute." Then the person never calls back. Keep your word, you'll earn more points with me that way.

Mmmmm chocolate milk and soft tacos for breakfast. Breakfast of Champions.

*flexes bicep muscles*

Men don't holler at me as much as people seem to think. And the ones that actually have the balls to approach me aren't usually my type. Part of the reason I'm single. And I really dislike when people ask me why I'm single. Probably because I make myself seem unapproachable. I don't know.

"...livin' my life like it's golden, golden, golden..."

Ninety dollars for nipple piercings. Seems affordable. Must shop around and find out which place most people recommend.

Gyros from the Gyros Joint in BroadRipple ain't bad. I'm thinking I'll never find a place as good as Gino's in Heidelberg though.

Wearing flip flops to walk around the BroadRipple Arts Fest wasn't one of today's brightest ideas, but at least I kept my shoes on. Why anyone would want to walk around the dirt and gravel with no shoes on is beyond me.

Mmmmm...brownies...fresh warm brownies.