...it somehow makes you sadder...

I'm in quite the cheerful mood today. I had that deep desire to push over a man on crutches for no reason at all. I also would like to push and old lady down the escalator. Just because.

Bitch much?

I was hit on at work by a married guy. The sad thing is I didn't even realize it. How do I not realize when someone is flirting with me like that??? Looking back it seemed pretty damn obvious. I'm so clueless sometimes.

Mmmmm...garlic rolls from Villa Pizza. Horrific breath but oh so good going down.

Boss Lady No. 2 found Jesus at work. No really she did a little Jesus figurine sitting on one of our maniquins. I think someone was trying to tell us something.

I think it's about time to retire this awesome skirt that I made. It's a bit too big and is giving me huge man junk crotch.

Okay so I couldn't tell that married guy was flirting with me, but it's quite obvious that this little cute short guy is indeed hitting on me. How is it I can see it plainly in this situation, but not the other? Too bad he looks quite young...and I don't think I can do young anymore...well except for TheStudent. There's always the exception.

Are you in school?

No...just because my bag looks like a school bag doesn't mean I'm in school. I do *heart* my Ecko messenger bag. No you can't have it.

Why am I turning down these NYE invitations??? It's like secretly I WANT nothing more than to be home so that I can be all mopey and alone.

On NYE: How is it you can be surrounded by many of your friends and still feel so very lonely?

That was some very tasty wine and I don't even like wine. Will have to go on the hunt and find me a bottle or two or four.

At Vito's: Maybe I should've stayed home.

I don't know what's wrong with me sometimes. Wanting to be alone when I shouldn't be. I can only guess it makes the depression worse.

I really could've done without some random woman stroking my hair and some asshole reaching over me to put his beer on the table and my head ending up in his armpit...um...can you reach around another way jackass???

I really was grateful to get out and around friends.

1) Why is this girl laying in the booth under the table? 2) Did she really just pull out her phone charger and plug it into the wall? Ummm...who does that?

Okay Les...acceptable in your case, but not hers.

It's effin' cold out here.

Oh sweet sleep...I'm oh so thankful for days off such as these.

Seriously...is that really frost on the inside of my window?

Just for good measure...it's effin' cold out here.

I could probably live at the library.

I think about him AT LEAST once a day.

*deep heavy sigh*

"...it's 'lonely lonely,' like the way it feels when you're being hugged by someone and it somehow makes you sadder."

EXACTLY

From Overheard in Minneapolis:

Customer: I have a coupon for 10% off all of my purchases.
Store employee: OK.
Customer: Does that mean it's 10% off each item individually, or 10% off the total amount?
Store employee: Ummmm, whichever you'd like.
Customer: OK, I'll take it off of each individual item.
Store employee: Very well.

And sadly this does happen at work. I really have to wonder about our customers sometimes.

I love when TheStudent calls me sweetheart or babe. Really he's the only one I'll let do such things. I miss him.

*smiles feeling all warm and fuzzy inside*

Girl dates are awesome...as are thirty dollar meals for only two dollars and the Target dollar spot and Target dresses and Target rubbers.

"...she personifies every beautiful/crazy/sexy/suicidal woman I've ever met (and you know the type of person I'm referring to--this is the kind of girl who's depressed by the irrational notion that men only want her for her physical appearance but who still cannot shake that equally irrational fear that she is somehow overweight and repulsive)."

I read that and it just sort of hit a nerve. This book has had quite a few interesting quotes that have hit a few nerves.

I need more yarn...gimme more yarn.

The birds that make there way into the ArtsGarden kind of freak me out.