Gettin' Some

Disclaimer: This blog may be TMI. I'm very open about sex and have no problem talking about it. If you don't want to know certain aspects of my life I suggest you close out the window now.

I just reread this post from a blog on my blogroll and then just happen to come across the song below in my iTunes and just felt the need to post.

I quite enjoy gettin' head, more so when my partner knows what he's doing (there's something to be learned from the song below and the comments of the post mentioned above). I just don't get enough of it. That's partially my fault though because I don't ask for it...as opposed to past partners who aren't shy about it. My favorite thing though is when dude finishes giving and then looks at me and says, your turn. My response, I'm sorry sir...I didn't ask you to do it, that was your choice. I don't feel obligated to return the "favor". This of course usually results in a pout, where I still don't give in. If I'm giving head, it's because I want to. Thankfully though there are quite a few men out there who just love to give head and don't ask for anything in return, but greatly appreciate when you do reciprocate.

Anywho...there's more that can be discussed on this topic, but right now I've got to get to work.


Good Evening, Class
I would like to welcome you
To Pussy Eating 101
Pay close attention now

There's rules and regulations to pleasin' a girl
Goin' downtown could really rock her world
But you gotta make sure that you know what you're doin'
There's a map down there that you gotta start learnin'

First, you gotta make sure you rehearse
Move 'round your tongue like your tryin' to curse
'Cause there's nothin' worse than a tongue that doesn't work
Then your girl will be mad and youl feel like a jerk

Spread out her lips before you kiss
You wanna make sure that you find the clit
Lick a little bit then move it all around
Lick it all over 'til you hear her make a sound

Then you know that you found a good spot
Tease it and touch it, but not a lot
Put your mouth on top, you're in control
You can make it happen - fast or slow

Lick it, better lick it right
Touch it, better touch it right
Kiss it, better kiss it right
Do that pussy right

Lick it, better lick it right
Touch it, better touch it right
Kiss it, better kiss it right
Do that pussy right

Don't be bland - better act creative
Be on top of your game and be innovative
Experiment a bit and change it up
Lick a little lower then put it in her butt

Then you can place a finger inside
Make sure that it's wet and easy to glide
If she's really wet, and your finger slides,
Try to put another one inside

But you better still have your mouth on the clit
You know you're doin' good if her legs twitch
Then pick her up and set her on your face
Pick a large area to give her some space

She needs some room to place your mouth where she want it
And let her ride your face like she's 'bout to cum on it
The key to a girl's heart is goin' down south
So come on everybody let her put it in your mouth!

Lick it, better lick it right
Touch it, better touch it right
Kiss it, better kiss it right
Do that pussy right

Lick it, better lick it right
Touch it, better touch it right
Kiss it, better kiss it right
Do that pussy right

Let your mouth do the talkin' and your tongue do the walkin'
Work on your cardio, there is no stoppin'
Get through the pain if your jaw locks
You gotta be a soldier and don't stop

Lick her and finger her at the same time
Feel around the G-spot seek and you shall find
Rup on that spot, lick on top
You got to be coordinated, show her what you got

Once you got that down, put your other hand around
I have to be blunt and not profound
Put your wet pinky finger in her asshole
You're in three different places - it's time to go

Your pinky in her ass and your other in her hole
Your tongue move fast like a drum roll...
If your girl can't come this way,
I guess she's not ready, come back another day

Lick it, better lick it right
Touch it, better touch it right
Kiss it, better kiss it right
Do that pussy right

Lick it, better lick it right
Touch it, better touch it right
Kiss it, better kiss it right
Do that pussy right

Lick it, better lick it right
Touch it, better touch it right
Kiss it, better kiss it right
Do that pussy right

Lick it, better lick it right
Touch it, better touch it right
Kiss it, better kiss it right
Do that pussy right